turtle racing

so last nights turtle racing rocked! i went to marina del rey, got a beer, rented myself a turtle, named it seabury after my friend bryan and was all psyched to win. Well, there are all these rule you have to abide by for example when the turtle is racing you can't point or swear or make any sudden movements like getting up and running around (which drunk people have a tendency to do) and then the person who has rented to the turtle has to place the turtle in the center of the ring bending over without bendting their legs so basically all the guys can see the girls stick out their ass. also you have to do it very slowly or they blow a whistle and make you do it over and over. my guy friends who had heard of this ruule said it was over sold and not so hot especially right now being so cold and not alot of skirts and shorts being worn. so my turtle seabury, raced in heat #3 and came in 2nd, it was a close race, i have pictures but haven't uploaded them up on my computer so the ones i stole from the internet will have to do! tomorrow, i'm off to the santa anita derby day. My friend pete organizes a trip up there every year and picks a theme/costume we all have to wear and everyone gets drunk on the bus ride up there and drinks all day and plays the ponies. this years theme: we're all going to be dressed in orange prison jump suits, all 100 of us. he asked me and my friends to be slutty prison guards, so i have to go find slutty costumes today!