I NEED A BOYFRIEND!

desperate times call for desperate measures. i have no idea what those measures are, so i'm soliciting sugtestions. that is spelled wrong but i dont care.

any whoodle, i need help on finding a boyfriend, doing the interent thing ain't working, telling everyone i meet, LITERALLY EVERYONE that i'm looking aint' working either. Perhaps a billboard on sunset blvd.

on a more serious topic, when i saw in the land of women the other night, i kinda freaked cause the meg ryan character has cancer and her husbnad is not around cause he's having an affiar so she's going through this thing all alone. tomorrow I have to get a biopsy of a growth in my colon which very well could be cancer and i dont have a boyfriend or significant other so if it is, I would be going through it all alone. Now sure it's highly unlikely that someone my age would hav colon cancer, but then again, it's hikely unlikey someone my age would have a growth thre in the first place. I know I have a ton of friends and family who loves me, blah blah, but for some reason, and i blame this reason on meg ryan's character, i want a boyfriend.

so i have less than 24 hours to find a suitable mate. the pressure is on however, based solely on the numerous A's i would recieve writing term papers the night before they were due, I would say I thrive under pressure. So here's hoping i find that mate. Unfortuanately, I"m not allowed to eat all day today so meeting someone in a restaurant is highly unlikely....

and i work out at the gayest gym in LA, so that's out... oy... time's ticking.