today was a rainy day and even though i had my regular morning of walking in the park and dunkin donuts coffee, I still found myself without a car for the better half of the afternoon. thankfully alyson rescued me from parental house arrest after she was done with school. we headed to the park and threw the ball for her totally fucking fat thyroid conditioned dog Peety. We then headed to coffee labs for some tea and decaf for alyson, becuase alyson thinks it's "crazy" to drink caffeine after 3 pm "sarah I can't do that I'll be up all night, what are you crazy?" my dad says the same exact thing. AARP-Alyson and I chatted and she told me that I'm no longer depressed and in a funk. She then said "remember when I told you you were in a funk, you got mad"
my reply: no, alsyon I did not get mad because you told me I was in a funk, I got mad becuase you said "you're in a funk and you're not fun anymore and I no longer want to hang out with you." we continued to gossip more about people we love!

we then headed to pay/half where I got the most darling outfit!!!! and soooo cheap. I got this cute jacket tha looks like it coudl be sold at anthropologie and then these brown cords which i've been dying for a pair, but J. Crew sells them for a million dollars and I'm lazy.

all and all a successful day.

oh and I've come up with a new way to describe my constant problem with my stomach: Accelerated intestinal transit... i think u all know what i'm talking about.