being jennifer aniston

okay so yesterday was my first day being jennifer aniston. Well really my only .5 day as I started my mission after lunch when I got the new us weekly with jen aniston on the cover telling me how i can look like her. So i thought, why the fuck not?! I can do that! My friends all say Sarah, it's her job to look that good, but my reply is, why couldn't it be MY job? I dont have a job that requires me to go to an office for a set amount of hours every day, so why couldn't it be my job.

anyway, these new bikini pics of Jennifer Aniston (heretoforward JA) from her vacay in mexico with courtney cox has made me very envious. and now I can do this. So today I've been very good, i did not eat white fish galore or multiple veggies and fruits, but i did drink carrot/coconut juice and eat sunflower seeds.

Now im not going to be unrealistic, i obviously not in a position to hire a personal yoga instructor to come to my house every day OR have the zone deliver food to me every day, so i will be improvising. I hiked runyon canyon this morning with stacy for 1.5 hours and i meant to go to the gym this afternoon but instead went to Natalyas to hang out. It's nice to be unemployed with so many other unemployed people. However, I will be working with Nat on her company doing brand management for C and B level celebs. I'm actually going to be her intern. She went to Harvard Business School so she's smarter than me since I dont seem to be going there fall 2009. But i digress...

I did eat one of nat's jenny craig meals. She wants to have a 2nd kid, but is starving herself down 35 pounds before she does. If you want a to build a new building, you dont build a second and third floor on an existing one, you start from the ground floor and build up, that's how she looks at pregnancy. So I did eat one of her jenny craig meals for dinner and so i'm well on my way to being jennifer aniston.

TOmorrow a.m i'm hitting the gym fiercely only to be followed by a 90minute hot stone massge/spa day. And sunday its early yoga (just like JA) followed by brunch at kings road with the girls and a little golden globes party action. Granted JA will probably be at the golden globes (i did that 2 years ago, so who needs to do that again... athough seeing jack nicholson crossing the wilshire blvd with me and his daughter was pretty amazing)

anyway I CANNOT WAIT TO LOOK LIKE JENNIFER ANISTON!! if it's as easy at US weekly says it is, I'll be hot in NO TIME. i need to start growing my hair longer and getting it dyed blonde, but one step at a time. I need to go buy some whitefish and veggies!!! WISH ME LUCK!