real job

I dont think I would ever be cut out for a real job. I dont know how you people do it. I do however find myself every day at the writers guild lounge for members where I do my writing.

the lounge is in the same building as the writers guild and the people who work at the offices of the writers guild so often I find myself in the elevator with these people who have real jobs.

I cannot for the life of you tell you how many times I have heard the following conversation in the elevator.

SET THE STAGE: I'm in the elevator, I have hit parking level D, a few people come on and one hits parking level C and another level B. Then another person gets on and hits level A

Parking level C person: Oh, i guess we're taking the local. Making all stops.
everyone: laugh laugh laugh
In my head: SAY WHAT? THAT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY AND I'VE HEARD THAT SAME CONVO LIKE 7 TIMES!!

I am so committed to my weight watchesr it's scary. My friend Liz was bothering me about eating or drinking something and thi is what I said:

"I am really committed to losing weight, so I wont be eating or drinking tonight, I'll probably have a small meal before I meet you guys out and I would really appreciate your support during this time but if you can't give it to me, I understand, but I won't be able to hang out with you right now.

YEAH, HOW ANNOYING AM I?!?