THE POST IT FAIRY

update on my roomie who leaves post-its every where. I ate one of her chocolates just to spite her. FUCK HER

idol gives back

last night i went to the tapig of american idol gives back. it was 2 hours and i was nervous i was going to get antsy and want to leave, but suprisingly it was a total blast. Took my friend Carrie who i know from high school and who i watch idol with every week. SO MUCH FUN

my friend called me out of the blue with the tickets last minute and they were amazing seats and after we went into the VIP area and I saw one of the cast members of house and of course nearly died and watned to go up to her and tell her how much i love her on the show b/c after House she's the best character but didn't because I've never done that and didn't want to start now.

Anyway, had a blast, a really fun night. I love fun nights.

this morn, i went through and replied to all these eharmony matches, why do i still belong to this site?

oh and my photo shoot pictures I can pic up today!! I forgot the little ticket, but i hope they'll still give them to me!! going live next week on another dating site, it's my relaunch (it was supposed to happen a month ago but whatevs.)

in other news, my female roomate has started to put post-its up all over the place basically telling me things to do and not to do. it's annoying. the other day i wa slike are those post its for me and she's like they're for all of us... which means me.

so another one went up yesterday on a bag of girradelli chooclates in the fridge that said "please don't eat thanks" now she knows I dont eat that kind of stuff, has never seen me eat that kind of stuff and still puts the note on becuase she's so stupid she's probably forgotten the million conversations i've had with her how i dont eat that kind of crap, neverthelss, it's fucking so insulting. I NEED TO MOVE OUT!!

woo hoo, i don't have cancer!! phew! what a huge relief! all those things that were removed from my colon the other day were benign. that's a good phone call to get.

I was going to lie to everyone and tell them I dind't have cancer even if I did so it wouldn't ruin my chances of getting staffed on a tv show, but now I dont have to lie!

tonight i'm going to american idol gives back!! my friend trae hooked me up with the tickets and i'm taking my friend carrie who i watch Idol with every week (she makes me dinner, i'll do anything for a free dinner) anything!

photo shoot

yestefday i got up early and headed to Taboo, a place that does hair and is open on sundays! Got my hair done very gisele bundchen and headed to bernsie's for the photo shoot. photos to come by weeks end.

it was really fun. first we went to a park in bev hills and did some color shots, then back to B'shouse for b&w. 4 wardrobe changes, some with glasses, some without, some with sunglasses. poses, not poses, etc. hilarious. all in all 70 pics taken. cannot wait to see them!!!

sat. night went to buca di beppo on santa monica for my friend kate's going away party, then headed out to lounge 217 on the promenade. I wasn't really drinking. but it was fun anywway. Met a cute boy but of course he was from san fran and wasn't picking up what i was putting down.

i have a bunch of meetings this week (actually today and tomorrow) and then the rest of the week I need to finish my pilot (or the bulk of it anyway) and work out and get some rest, I've been super tired recently.

rainy rainy

it's a rainy day here in LA and i like it. i wanted to lay in bed and feel sorry for myself all day but i decided to come to the writers guild and work on my script for my pilot, the one I'm doing just for fun. It's an hour long script a drama-edy. Me likey.

i'm excited for this weekend cause on sunday my friend bernadette is going to take pics of me to put on my online profile. I'm relaunchingt myself online next week (postponed a week cause bernadtte coudn't take the pics last week) the onloy downside is i thoughth I would've lost more... or any ... weight by doing bootcamp, but i haven't so the pics are going to be with fat sarah. but i am getting my hair professionally done before the pics so that should help. even if i haven't lost weight, I did shit my brains out for my colonoscopy so my skin looks so clear and great, definite bonus to the misery i've expeirenced the past 3 days.

so i'll post the pics here too! we're doing some outside (weather permitting) and inside, some with glasses and without, should be fun!! I can't wait to start getting guys to email me cause i'm a beauty! or at least my picture leads them to believe that'st he case.

i'm re-writing my profile and I have already pre-selected like 30 guys I want to send emails to as soon as I join, wasting no tiime!

looks like i made it

my colonsocpy tookplace this morning, that's the easiest part of the procedure. the day before and all the prep is the nightmare. I couldn't eat all day yesterday so i went from tuesnight at 8pm until thurs at 1pm with no food! so naturally i just chowed down and went to Toast and had a big meal and then amy, nat and I split a red velvet huge piece of cake!

my doctor found 3 polyps in my colon, gross I know oh and my antheiologist didn't know any single guys, yeah I asked right before he put me under...

pinkberry

on a totally separate note, i had pinkberry the yogurt sensation yesterday for the fidrst time and i was not impressed. what is all the fuss about. for those of you not in LA, it's like a cult here, it's a fucking yogurt place, that's it, but people worship and are addicted to it. why? i have no idea, it's kinda yuck.

I NEED A BOYFRIEND!

desperate times call for desperate measures. i have no idea what those measures are, so i'm soliciting sugtestions. that is spelled wrong but i dont care.

any whoodle, i need help on finding a boyfriend, doing the interent thing ain't working, telling everyone i meet, LITERALLY EVERYONE that i'm looking aint' working either. Perhaps a billboard on sunset blvd.

on a more serious topic, when i saw in the land of women the other night, i kinda freaked cause the meg ryan character has cancer and her husbnad is not around cause he's having an affiar so she's going through this thing all alone. tomorrow I have to get a biopsy of a growth in my colon which very well could be cancer and i dont have a boyfriend or significant other so if it is, I would be going through it all alone. Now sure it's highly unlikely that someone my age would hav colon cancer, but then again, it's hikely unlikey someone my age would have a growth thre in the first place. I know I have a ton of friends and family who loves me, blah blah, but for some reason, and i blame this reason on meg ryan's character, i want a boyfriend.

so i have less than 24 hours to find a suitable mate. the pressure is on however, based solely on the numerous A's i would recieve writing term papers the night before they were due, I would say I thrive under pressure. So here's hoping i find that mate. Unfortuanately, I"m not allowed to eat all day today so meeting someone in a restaurant is highly unlikely....

and i work out at the gayest gym in LA, so that's out... oy... time's ticking.

last night i hit the premiere of the new adam brody movie... i've already forgotten the title... In the league of women, something about women, a whole lot of women... I dont' remember, where has my memory gone? anyway, i thougth it was cute, albeit very heavy with just about every movie cliche thrown in the receipe: broken heart, cancer, young love, dead grandma, lost twenty something... sorry if I spoiled it for you. IN THE LAND OF WOMEN, that's the title.

I'd like to say I remembered it, but alas i did not, had to google it. Even though I got 2 tank tops in the gift bags that said embalzoned across them "in the land of women," i couldn't remember it. Oy!

so i went to the movie at the arclight with remi and then carrie joined us at at hte premiere party. i had fun, chowed down on salmon and broccolli and then chocolate covered strawberries, a lot of them and then got on the scale this morning only to regret eating those strawberries (oh and 2 glasses of wine)

also last night, i was uninvited to a party that my ex (from like 100 years ago... okay over a year ago) is going to be at. My friend (who i met through him, but turns out we run int he same TV circle and have since become friends independent of hte intial introduction by him) had to call and tell me that she was in fact having the party, but made the executive decisiuon to uninvite me since he's goign to be there with his girlfriend. I'm like who fucking cares? the thing is you just dont make the decision on your own as the host, that is an assumption, at least I would never make, so she obviously called him and he put the kibosh on it, hellloo, it was like a million years ago, get over it. Seriously, he dumped me, aren't I the one who gets to make those decisions?

anyway, she called and uninvited me like the alannis morrisette song. Lame.

Remi and Carrie take me to a lot of premiere and preiere parties, which i love to go to, but some of the parties have better gift bags than the others so here is my ranking of the parties they've taken me to in terms of free shit I've gotten:

1. blood diamond - edun shirts created by bono's wife taht sell at barneys for $50, no contest
2. league of women - a self help book, nail polish and a tank top - not bad
3. Beer fest - i think i got a beer bottle opener - suck!

so much has happened since I last wrote.. so much!

I left NY on wed. and didn't get to LA utnil thurs. I was first stranded in Kentucky, then cincinati, then las vegas where I landed at midnight, checked into my hotel at 1am, met up with friends who randomly happened to be there at 1:15am, drank and gambled and danced until 4am, went to sleep at 430am and got up at 7am to catch a flight to LA.

Now understand with the time difference, I had been up for over 24 hours! Perhaps that is why I dropped about $300 in 3 hours gambling, because I didn't have all my faculties about.

thurs was a wash, I was so fucking tired. Friday night I jsut went to bed at like 9pm and slept for 12 hours. that's something people with kids never get to do! ahh it's good to be single and alone ALL ALONE, HAVING NOBODY TO LOVE, ALONE AND LONELY AND ALONE!

but it doesn't bother me.

last night at church i saw a guy i went on a date with who only talked about the entertainment industyr. I totally avoided him while I could tell he was trying to postion himself to bump into me. I AM SO FUCKING IMMATURE AND SUCH A COWARD! I left after commununion, sorry dad and ran to my car to avoid him. like i said such a coward!

still in NY. I'm still here in ny, trying to get back to LA. the weather in the middle of the country is making it difficult. Just another reason i hate the people in between NY and LA. It's their fault.

I'll be back posting from now on, just have had a few busy crazy days, too crazy to talk about.

so i'm in NY just landed this a.m., cruised over to my friend BJs house. she now lives across the street from my parents! oh and I drove there! no joke, so LA. No i ran out to dunkin donuts and it was raining so i just drove directly to her house. she has 2 kids, it's crazy

so i'm now checking my eharmony profile messages, etc and i asked this guy how adventurous he is actually i asked waht was the most adventurous thing he's done in the past year and here's his answer.

It's drilled into us that a businessperson should always follow a careful plan, and an academic should always be rational. So, most of my spontaneity had be reserved for artistic or private life. I've done some creative designs for Powerpoint presentations or websites that suddenly involved me following some spontaneous idea to its conclusion. Or similar, writing some work (perhaps fiction) I've simply sat down and written almost non-stop until the idea had turned into a complete work. As far as the most spontaneous thing I've ever done, well, I've spontaneously sent people nice gifts on occasion, and that has to rank way up there in the spontaneity-meter.

Umm, did he just say the most spontaneous thing he's done in the past year was A FUCKING POWER POINT PRESENTATION??!?!!?!? this does not seem like the guy for me.

and people wonder why i dont come home that often. years ago I used to come home much more often and stay for extended periods of time and get totally wasted and have fun blowing tons of money in NYC, well those days have changed. I've realized that all my friends in Ny have their own lives and don't necessarily fit into them, natural progression of life I suppose.

Instead of partying in NY my life has been relegated to being an errand boy for my mother. I just got a list of items I'm needed to pick up when i arrive tomorrow, essentially errands to run. turns out my sister in law is too busy to get stuff for the kids easter basket so she has asked my mom to take care of it and guess who my mom has asked to take care of it... ME! and then she also has a list of stuff I need to pick up at the bakery, etc. HELLO, MY TRIP TO NY ISN'T A VACATION?!?! I still need to write every day.

I used to be able to just chill and get wasted when I came home cause i had a job lined up but that's not the case this time, so i need to write every day TO GET A JOB! my parents must think I'm just on spring break or something?!