so there's this woman who works at the library at the writers guild who i fucking hate.

she talks really loud when on the phone and engages people in conversations that last for hhooooourrrrss, i always feel so bad for those people on the other end who just called to get a simple one or two word answer and she keeps them on the phone for 20 mins.

a few months ago I asked her to reduce her voice and she said "I believe my voice is at a perfectly suitable decible." meanwhile, everyone in the library is looking at each other with the "is this fucking woman nuts" shrug and eyeroll.

so yesterday i brought in a dioet coke and you cant bring drinks in but you can leave them on a shelf by the door. so i did and she later comes over in her "quiet" voice and says, holding up the can "you cannot being carbonated beverages into the library. they are forbiden." so i said ok. and she said she was going to remove the offensive element from the library and to the fridge at the foundation room and i said "you can just throw it out, ti's not a big deal" and she said "it is a big deal, soft drinks are not allowed, water is fine, but no soft drinks are allowedin the library...." i wanted to say "yeah i got that the first time you said it'" she repeats herself over and over.

she's fucking annoying.

anyway, look who got quoted (totally inaccurately) in this story.

http://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gifSTORY WRITTEN ABOUT ME BUT THIS WOMAN QUOTED ME TOTALLY WRONG

a correction was made but not in time for the AP wiree to re-adjust