chocolate milkshake

so my personal (re: dating) life is currently on hiatus, involuntarily, I assure you. so i have learned to appreciate the smaller things in life. I ordered this body wash by Philip B. i think he's some fancy guy, and the flavor is chocolate milkshake. I got a sample of it at some beauty supply store and fell in love with it, only to learn that it costs, when you go to buy an actual bottle $30 for 12 oz. So I won't drink this weekend to pay for it. Anyway, I got it in the mail last night and immediately went home and took a shower and oh, my god, it might be the worst thing someone on weight watchers can torture themselves with. it smells so good, you could literally eat the entire thing, although it says not to on the warning label! The good news is, if I am ever asked out again and use this stuff before the date, I will smell so enticing the guy won't know what to do with himself... or me for that matter.