celeb spotting

at most los angelenos, i run into celebrities on a daily basis. you never know who, what, when, where and how. yesterday morning, i do what i do every sunday, went to the newsstnad to pick up a sunday NY times and run across the street to get coffee. on my way back past the news stand, i see jay leno, standing in front of a ford mustang, talking very loudly about the car, all the while trying to catch the attention of yours truly. he totally wanted me to notice him! i'm not saying he had thehots for me, but he wanted to be noticed, by anyone. first of all, he was talking so loud, and he has one of your most recognizible voices, and also he was looking around to be seen, in front of a classic mustang. hello, he's mr. car guy, and he was holding like 4 car magazines. WHAT IS YOUR OBSESSION WITH CARS?!? get over yourself. i hate people who have one thing they wont shut up about, like "look at me, i'm so unique cause i loove fill in the blank," like crazy socks, or some shit. it reminds me of a scretary who has nothing in her life, so fills her desk with all things having to do with cows and whenever she gets presents, it's always cow related. I HATE THESE PEOPLE. anyway, back to my story, so i get in my car and i'm pulling out of the parking lot, when along comes jay leno in some stupid looking old english looking car with 2 old guys in it, and he's taking them for a ride in the car, he picked them up at the news stand, and the car looks like the one pictured, excpet it was green. and he honks the horn and it's this lame english car honk and i wanted to follow him and be like GROW UP, YOU'RE A MAN, LOVE SOMETHING OTHER THAN CARS!! but i didn't. i just drove home.