hello kitty, reporting

yo yo my peeps. didn't see anyone famous yesterday. went on a hike with suzy and then had some b'fast at hugo's which is such a yummy b'fast place. but then we came back to my house only to find suzy's rental car fucking keyed. someone keyed her car, and i live in beverly hills, these things shouldn't happen here. other big news, this woman i met with for a job is setting me up with this comedy writer and when I IMDB-ed him, i found out that he was married to .... well,i ccan't say her name in case someone googles it, but i can say the following: i look a lot like her, she's a celebrity, she played the Gap manager in Reality bites and do you need any more clues for this blind item? so we've been in negotiations via email. the next step is he's gonna call me. stay tuned....