denstist

I am not one of those people who hates going to the dentist like a lot of people I know. I'm also a big fan of flying. So i am not scared of the things the average person is scared of. I on the other hand, have an irrational fear of mayonnaise and olives. So who can really understand my fucked up brain. So i had a dentist appt. yester. for a cleaning and the dental hygenist who I am convinced was totally banging my married dentist last time i was in, didn't show up for work, so my dentist had to clean my teeth. He's from italy and i'm not sure over there they taught them how to clean teeth without hurting the gums of a delicate american such as myself. I mean i was hemmoragging blood like I felt like i was in the movie "the holy grail" when the guy got his arm sliced off and blood was squirting out and he'd be like "oh, just a flesh wound." Now I don't want to ever go back. I mean he literally i think lifted my gums off my teeth if that's even possible and then cleaned underneath them and returend them to their natural position.

that's what it was like. I must've drank a gallon of blood, i did not like it, so i guess I can scratch vampire off the list of alternate professions.

watched greys anatomy at remi and carrie's last night, always fun to watch with girls and comment on it in a very caddy way. Must run, i've returned to the writers guild today for the first time in weeks and have told myself i need to write for 3 hours today then i can go on a hike or a run as a reward.

also amy and i are trying to lose 5 pounds before new years, so i need to start to work out more. I want to start boxing!