I was over at my friends debbie and dans the other night, they live on the top of my street and I go over on mondays to watch gossip girls and drink wine. Anyway, Debbie shows me a picture of this actrees megan fox who is in the new GQ magazine or some shit. And she's like look at this girl's body that is ruined by a "brian" tatoo right about her vaj jay jay! She's married to or dating or something brian austin green AKA david silver from bev hills 90210.

Now my friend bern and I saw them together like 3 years ago at the 90210/melrose place DVD release party and she was wearing this ring that was NOT TO BE BELIEVED it was a ROCK!! I wondered how many people died to get that ring to the US. anyway, that was before she was a nobody. Anyway, back to this picture in it she's basically naked and she has a hot body that now I WANT TO HAVE ON ME (less the Brian tatoo!) So i decided to do operation megan fox's body and starved myself for 2 days until last night when I broke down and ate 2 pieces of pizza!!! I mean I didn't look at all like her after 2 days. This has happened before when I was dating my friend Bryan and I went through Operation JG (Jennifer Garner before her babies of course) and that did not work out so well either. But i'm back on the meghan fox band wagon, so watch out world, i'm going to be so fucking hot in just a matter of days... er... years!