I'm super excited to meet on this web series today. I would be the head (and only) writer and show runner so I'd be directing all aspects of production and the production schedule. Very exciting.

So a few months ago my apt. building was having plumbing problems and guys kept going in and out of my apt and the water kept getting turned off. So one day i was just home from the gym and needed to hop in the shower and then go meet my cousin's husband in the OC. but the water was turned off so I fired an email to my landlord being like WTF? anway, I was out late with my cousin's husband just talking about life, and didn't get home and get to bed until quite late. I wore this old tshirt to bed that i got in like 1988, it was a late night with david letterman t-shirt and I was obsessed with him and still adore him aND attribute my comedy career to his comedy so i've never thrown it out, and it is covered in holes, a few of them right over my boobs.

Early the next morning (and early for me is the 9 oclock hour) my door is knocked on and i'm so out of it, i get up and answer the door and its my landlord. We stand there and tak for like 5 mins and i tell him the shower is now working blah blah. Anyway, I close the door and realize that MY NIPPLE HAS BEEN TOTALLY EXPOSED AND IS STICKING OUT OF MY SHIRT. Now I dont want to be fresh, but I have unusally long nipples. There i said it. In college a few of the my friends called them pencil erasers. They dont work in comedy professionally obviously... anyway, I WAS HORRIFIED!!!! i mean, HORRIFIED, MY FUCKING RIGHT NIPPLE HANGING OUT!!!!

so since then I have realized that my landlord is more often "accidently" bumping into me in the building. I have seen him 4 times in the past 10 days alone and when he starts talking to me good luck getting out of the conversation! I mean I dont have a job with hours so I can't say "i'm running to work" I could say "i have to go work on my script" but since I'm my own boss, he would be like "you can do that later" anyway, I dont know what to think but its suspcious. p.s. he's a super nice guy not some creepy rapist!