DON'T STICK IT!

i pride myself in my bad taste in music. I wear it like a badge of honor, i don't know why, but i almost always mention it on a first date, not to say, hey i have some bad news to break before we take this any further, maybe i should wait until you pick up the tab... but as to say "this is why you should continue to date me, i have horrible, bad bad horrid taste in music, i'm talking james taylor, hilary duff, kelly clarkson bad. I'm dave matthews #1 fan and there ain't nothing you can do to change it. when i got sirius satellite radio i found they have channels just for people like me, that play bad (good) music all day every day. so it should be of no surprise to you to learn that i also have terrible taste in movies. now at least in movies I can discern if it's good or bad in terms of character, plot, story, etc, just from being a writer. but i love to see bad movies... until last night when i saw the new film from the woman who wrote "bring it on," one of the best movies EVER!! STICK IT SUCKED IT! MY FRIEND jackie and i walked out. here are a few of the quotes of dialogue from the movie.

jeff bridges:"are you sure?"
haley: "I'm so sure I'm almost deodarant."

or this gem

Joanne: "it's not called gym NICE stics"

now you can understand why we walked out. and i don't walk out of movies ever, but there were way to many lame ass montages with girls in different colored leotards on the uneven bars and vaulting and doing flips. oh how gloriously bad it was!!! not even good bad like the t.v. show cheerleader nation.

ps the girl who play joanne in pic is in my soccer league