pissing off my roomate

I know what really pisses off my roomate, the guy who owns my place, losing money. He is the cheapest man i have ever met, EVER. he alwasy talks about money, how much things cost, how much he's made/making etc. it's really the only thing he ever speask about. THe only time he tells me something, it has to do with a story about him and his acct. and money making schemes. so he's annoyed to me so much that I'm going to hit him where it hurts, his wallet.

about 2 weeks ago I started to wash everything i own. I do not pay utilities here so before I move out next month I want everything i own to be clean. EVERYTHING. Last night I did about 6 loads of laundry, maybe 7. 2 weeks ago I did about 10. Every sheet, towel, t-shirt I plan to bring to my new place to be used as a dust rag... all being washed. somethings i will re-wash before I leave, just to jack up the price of his hot water/gas and water bill. I've also started making long distance phone calls from my home phone whihc he also pays for, but when we signed up the phone, he wouldn't pay for long distance... all the more reason to make long distance calls from there at a higher rate... all these bills will come in after i've mooved INSERT EVIL LAUGH HERE!