dunkin donuts

this morning i wanted dunkin donuts coffee. I needed to take my dad's car to get there, but my dad needed the car at 9am so he told me to leave at 8am to go to dunkin donuts to make sure I got back to the house in time. now understand, dunkin donuts IS 2 MILES AWAY!! but he said "you would not believe the traffic at that hour," so in my passive aggressive way, i get in the car at 8am and drive like a bat out of hell to get to DD and back in 10 mins b.c that's all it should take. And i do it! I'm flying home, it's 8:15, i wanted to prove to my dad that he didn't need to wake me up at 7:30am for this ridiculous hoop jumping, when... I GOT PULLLED OVER AND GOT A TICKET FOR GOING 54 IN A 30!! so i'm sitting there, pulled over in my parents neighborhood, watching the minutes tick by 8:17, 8:22, 8:27 and on and on. I finally get back to my house at 8:35 and my dad was in the shower so he didn't even know when i got back in. WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS TO MYSELF!