Monday, July 17, 2006

quote: "did someone make you mad this morning or do you always look that way?" guy at the amtrak newsstand

I think i always look that way, thank you very much ass hole! yesterday i got up early and headed back to LA with amy who wanted to hurry back to see her baby. i didin't mind leavingSan D. early, it's better to just get up and on the road after 2 days of drinking. the guy in the seat next to ours on the train was filming the landscape and train tracks and was totally a terrorist. I'm not racial profiling, but i guess i am. He also got a phone call and was speaking arabic and FINE HE LOOKED ARABIC TOO!! i said it. anyway, he was filming EVERYTHING even the anaheim angles stadium and the LA buildings and it was so friggin creeepy the way he was doing it. so, hear me now, if anything from the san d to la gets blown up along the train lines, i called it first. i guess we should've reported him, but to who the train conductor who looked more hungover than me? I immediately went out and bought a camera phone (very pink, very fun) so this won't happen again. if on the off chance i'm sitting next to a terrorist on a train, i'll be able to capture a photo of him. (or her, i don't want to be sexist, women can be terrorists too) actually, i'll be honest, my new pink cell phone looks like something mariah carey would own, or at least a 12 year old girl. I just need a few fake diamonds and a couple of hello kitty stickers to decorate it and really complete the look.

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