top five people i want to punch in the face

this weekend, i said the following words so many times my friends became alarmed "God, I want to punch him/her in the face." they're surprised about my recent outbursts of anger so to celebrate my new found anger i bring you a special entry.

top 5 list of people I want to punch in the face

5. the guy at the amtrak station (see next post for explanation)

4. my roomates fiancee who keeps asking me questions about everything when we watch t.v. together. If you don't know who someone is THERE'S A REALLY GOOD CHANCE I DON'T EITHER!!

3. the guy at the gym tonight who used the water fountain that barely spews out water to fill up A HALF GALLON water bottle while I stood behind him, utterly dumbfounded that a 17oz bottle could take over 5 FUCKING MINUTES to fill up! so i start to shift my weight to try and see how big this bottle is that he's been filling up. He finally turns aroudn, catches me all huffy and says sorry and that's wheni see it, the half gallon water bottle... really wanted to punch him in the face.

2. the russian guy who drove me home from the airport last week and yelled at me because I didn't tell him when we left the airport that I had to use a credit card. and I kept apologizing and he kept saying it over and over and i finally said "dude, you don't have to yell at me, this isn't a big deal," to which he replied "you should have told me earlier, my machine doesn't work." turns out if he wants the money bad enough, the machine does work....

1. Myself. When you spend all day every day (during the week) by yourself, you get sick of yourself. there has to be more to life than worrying about the 2 pounds I gained from drinking this weekend. God, i can't stand myself anymore!