i hate my roomates, i hate them.

this is ongooing. but this is the email I got from him today.

Sarah,

Girlfriend (no name for anonimity) has been pointing out to me a lot of crusty dishes and utensils that are getting put back in the shelves. Some of them I know are yours. Today she pointed out that used an (expensive) cake cutter to make eggs with, using it as a spatula. I need you to be more careful with this, please. I want you to inspect the dishes you put back.


HE WANTS ME TO INSPECT THE DISHES? WHAT AM I AN ARMY SARGEANT

i eat at the house like once a fucking week. and who the fuck can tell the difference between a spatula and a cake cutter?