oprah!

from time to time I check oprah's website to see "what shows they're working on," hoping that one day, one of the upcoming topics would include a guest like me. Unfortunately, I'm not part of a couple who has been inspired by Garth or Trisha, have children with accumulating debt or have asked anyone "do i have a big butt." (an actual upcoming topic) Today is no different, no oprah topics for me to submit myself for. why do i want to be on oprah? I'm not sure, but one day, oprah, i will bump fists with you!!!!