yikes

well, i was doing so well in weight watchers, but the being dumped has really sent me into a spiralling weight gaining set back. I'M SUCH A FUCKING CLICHE!! i hate it, i'm a cliche of a woman, who only talks about losing weight and getting dumped. holy shit, i'm a fucking cliche! i've never done anything normal, like going to college way far away when everyone else went close to home and then picking up and moving across the country and finding my way out in LA, i've prided myself on being different my entire life, only to come to find out i'm a fucking cliche. sorry i love the f word so much. anyway, it's true, people. male comedy writers all think women aren't funny. yes, it's true, i know one who wrote an entire article about it, and they all say that women comedians only talk about "i'm fat i ate a pint of ice cream last night, wahhh!" or "my boyfiend dumped me and now i have a million cats, waaaah!" i guess it's true! so from this day forth, i will talk about something different! just give me some time to come up with something!