I'm blue

as you all know i've been down recently, what with no job and no love live and nothing of real interest to speak of, and while I probalby won't kill myself today, here's a reason why I might. Let me take you through the story

friday night, out with kristin, when i say
me: how come no one ever sets me up with guys? Like when my friends have a guy to set up, they never think to set up me, but they're always setting up you
Kristin well, you're a really strong flavor.
me: a strong flavor? like curry?
kristin: Not everyone is going to like you. dont' worry I'm a strong flavor to.

CUT TO

Saturday, poolside the avalon hotel, bernadette's bridal shower. Kristin telling story of setting up bernadette and her fiancce kyle. I bring up the "strong flavor" conversation from the night before and how no one ever sets me up with anyone.

Kristin points to the plate of chesee that sits before her.

Kristin: see how there's not a lot of brie on the plate, everyone likes brie. brie goes with everything, bernadette is a brie, see how no one has touched the blue cheese, you're like blue cheese, not many people like blue cheese, but some do.
stacey: you just need to find your cobb salad.
me: I'm going to kill myself.