seriously messed up

I was just at the ATM at melrose and fairfax. I went to the drive up ATM machine but it was out of order, so i had to pull a u turn in front of 2 cops, basically going through a red light and go to the walk up. now at this point i was late to where i needed to be, so i see a woman with a walker heading to the ATM machine and i fly into my parking spot and and get out to beat the walker lady because i naturally assume sehs' going to take forever at the ATM and i'm in a rush and so i start into a light jog to beat her to the machine, but didn't want to be too obvious sprinting from across the parking lot, and so she beat me to the the ATM machine. something is seriously wrong with me why do i do these things. who am i?