i hate my roomates

so i live with my roomate and a few months ago this girlfriend moved in with us. here is my top 5 reasons why i hate her.

#5 She's dumb!

hey some peopel are dumb, that's not their fault, but she really really dumb because she reapeatedly asks me the same questions over and over and over and over again. that's another thing, she's always talking to me and it's so fucking annoying and it woudln't be so annoying if SHE WOULD REMEMBER THE ANSWERS I'VE ALREADY GIVEN HER. for example last week she heard my radio playing in my room (she's always listening to my phone convos or listening to what's going on in my room) anyway, i came out of my room and she pounces on me the second i step out of the room and is like "do you have satellite radio?" Me: yes. her: cause i thought i heard howard stern. me: "WE'VE HAD THIS CONVERSATION LIKE 10 TIMES ALREADY!! okay taht's not what i really said, but that's what i wanted to say because we've had that fucking conversation A MILLION FUCKING TIMES!! she's so fucking stupid.

so yesterday she said to me "how's your job search going?" and i said to her "my parents always ask me that and i keep telling them that the job search ONLY takes place during may. the weeks leading up to may are very busy going on meetings with the networks, but the actual jobs are really given only in may." she asks me this at least once a month and i've explained to her REPEATEDLY that there is no job search or opportunities between may and may. SO STOP FUCKING ASKING. it's obvious that if i get a job, i'm going to be kicked out so she is eager for me to get a job, i mean there is really no other explanation for her fucking stupidty.


#4 whatever i do she does

she always comes running out of her room when she hears me downstairs in the kitchen or coming out of my room. so this morning, i put a load of laundry in and left the house. I came back two hours later and she has taken over the washer/dryer and doing laundry. even though i have my basket sitting there with a few more loads that i wanted to do. So i came home, saw that she had now taken over the laundry and i was in the kitchen and started to make lunch. so she comes out of hte office (having heard me come in) comes into the kitchen and starts to make lunch. I go into the other room with my lunch and I turn on the news. She finishes making her lunch and comes over and starts watching the news with me. Then I leave. as i leave she hears that I'm walking around with shoes on and gathering my keys, etc and she comes running out of her room to ask where I was going. I pretended to not hear her. I came back 2 hours later, I came in, she heard me sit downstairs and start watching TV, she leaves the office and decides to make a big snack for her and her boyfriend and they sit down at the table and start talking loudly.