goodness my life is dull. I have nothing to report today. yesterday i did the usual, ate jenny craig, went to the gym, walked around the grove and the barnes and noble last night and went to bed. Oh i also "winked" at a lot of guys on the onion dating website. no winks back just yet.

today I'll do much of the same. I have to write a little treatment for a show i'm being pitched by MTV for a certain incarcerated celebrity... i have a conference call tomorrow morning about it. allegedly, as they keep changing it, which is annoying.