feet

recently i have been told a number of things about my feet. first, a few weeks ago during a deep tissue massage, my massuer told me I had great feet structure and very well defined. I'd rather my abs be defined but whaddya gonna do... anyway, he attributed it to my working out and jumping a lot of rope which i have to do for boxing and did even before then. okay, great, i have well defined feet, this is not a "feat" pardon the pun that I can put on my resume.

second, another person told me about hair on my feet, which i have attributed to old age I'M OLD!! but she said no, its a sign of good circulation in your feet probably becuase you're so active.

ok what we've learned is that being active is good... FOR ME FEET? i mean, yes they're important, but i'm not working out for my feet!!! i'm going to be honest, i'm working out so i have awesome abs, a perfectly sculpted butt and tits that defy the laws of gravity! I'M A LOS ANGELENO AND I'M FUCKING VAIN!!! I live in beverly hills and live 3 blocks from the trendiest, celebrity filled, boutique-y street in this town, Robertson Blvd and when paris hilton or Britney comes to Kitson or Lisa Klein THEY'RE NOT TAKING PICTURES OF THEIR FEET!!! (unless they're promoting their shoe line available at Kitson)