the problem with not drinking that often is what happens when you do drink. you get drunk very easily. which is what happened last night. i was having a drink with my friend at dominicks in bev hills, then kristin picked me up and we went down to venice to see paula, and ended up getting dinner, drinking because kristin sold her show at CBS and finishing 2 bottles of wine and a glass of champagne. so i was drunk. we all fall asleep in paulas king size bed and then around 3 am her roommate comes in and wants to wake us up to blow the roof off, whatever the fuck that means. he and kristin temporarily had a thing so i was instructed to talk about what a whore she is if given the opportunity at any time during the stay there. and i'm not joking. she said "dont outright lie, but creatively come up with responses that could lead him to believe that i have lots of guys circling and i'm hooking up with lots of guys and i'm wanted" um, ok. sure. the opportunity never presented itself. when he came in at 3am I walked by him and went to the bathroom and mumbled something to him about 3 chicks in bed togther and how he was missing out!

anyway, now i'm hungover. kristin, bernie and i went and got foot massages in korea town which made me momentarily feel better, but now i'm a mess again. stupid wine. i was supposed to play kick ball in venice today too and then to a party after. but instead i'm laying in bed and going to a movie and i need to be at bernsies house in 45 mins and i'm worried i'm not going to make it!

ok i should shower.